Bunny Master: Why would you have a painting of underwear in your room?!

K.L.: Maybe she’s a pervert.

A dog would risk his own life to save another one of his kind who was injured on the highway. A 2-year-old Chinese girl was run over TWICE and not one of the 18 passersby had the decency to even drag her off the street. The compassion and humanity of 1 stray dog has surpassed, by several worlds, that of 18 Chinese humans. For the first time in my life, I am ashamed of my race. And they should be ashamed as well.

I wish it wasn’t illegal to use physical violence on people you don’t like.

~ K.L.

I have the urge to do nothing, and just sit and reminisce about the bright moments of my past. This must be how old people feel. Damn college.

~ K.L.

Aika: BIG SURF BRO

K.L.: Workin’ on that tan?

Aika: Gonna fry like vampire bacon more like.

#975

Girls who do the duck face in every picture.

#976

The people that work in the Financial Aid office at your college/university.

#977

Professors who don’t give two shits about you and only care about their research. Then they proceed to rape you…r grade.

#978

Girls who wear the Snooki Poof. And while we’re on the topic, Snooki.

#979

People who say “Hi” to you on chat, and then immediately sign off.